She uses skype to talk to her roommate when he’s in the other room.
The most intelligent question she’s asked this weekend was, “Are the letters on your keyboard in Russian or English?”*
Her idea of dressing for a night out involves nylons , ballet flats, and a button up short sleeve sweater.
When men ask her, “How you doin’?” she ignores them because it’s easier to assume they are talking to somebody else.
She has a nasty habit of glaring at strangers.
Her hobbies are the same as her grandmother’s—cooking, baking, sewing, reading,scrapbooking and coffee.
She can make moonshine.
She should just move on but she can’t.
She’s suspicious that everyone else knows exactly what they are supposed to be doing and she didn’t get the memo.
She always turns the key the wrong way first when trying to open a locked door.
*The answer is both.
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