WHY ARE ALL OF THE PEOPLE I KNOW GETTING PREGNANT?--An Apostrophe by Sayuri

Dear Biology,
           WHY is it that all of the people I know are getting pregnant? If it's something in the drinking water, remove it. If it's because guys are more attractive than they used to be, put bags over their heads or birth control in the girls' hands. SOMETHING....ANYTHING...I'm not sure most of these people know what is involved in raising a baby. Yes, we're almost 20, but trust me, raising a kid is hard work. We'll see how many are up to the challenge.
         Merry Christmas,
                               Sayuri