Summer's Oxygen

So, I think I might be lactose intolerant.

Naturally, I'm going off dairy.

That would be cool and all if I hadn't just found out that the side effects of going off dairy are almost exactly the same as having an intolerance to dairy.

So basically, I can't win.

I feel as though I was just told "you'll die if you breathe any more oxygen, but don't stop breathing oxygen 'cause you'll die."

Umm...

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, teedleedee. Here they are standing in a row...

Bum, bum, bum...

Less than three,

~ Summer

p.s. Yes, going off cheese is the equivalent of dying to me. Apparently, cheese is addictive. Who knew...