Guess what?
Wait…Don’t guess. Guessing sucks. I’ll just tell you what.
I’m back, after a lengthy renegotiation of my salary and benefits package (which is still nada and nothing.)
Here is what you’ve missed in my life this week:
-The weather got even crappier (which means rain…wtf?)
-Grandmother expressed her disappointment in me (wait…that happens all the time…)
- I baked delicious brownies with my Honey and Summer with some Baileys and some pecans.
-Sayuri, Summer, and I attended Sayuri’s sister’s middle school graduation
-I asked a three year old, “How do you know if you really love someone?” and she replied, “You just do.”
-I got a sexy new computer
-The rat bastard asked me, “How did prom go?” and I did not reply.
-I learned a new paradox about a cat in a box. Maybe I’ll post about it later.
That’s about it. So much exciting news…
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