Top 10 reasons why April is better than March:
1. In the years 2001 to 2020 Easter will fall 14 times in April and 6 times in March, therefore more Spring breaks will occur in April. When spring break doesn’t fall in March, March will be an entire month of school without a break.
2. March is mostly winter. People with seasonal affective disorder are sad during winter. April is spring. People with seasonal affective disorder are happy in spring. Therefore April cures depression.
3. Leprechauns don’t bring presents like the Easter Bunny.
4. On March 15th Brutus stabbed his BFF.
5. Most colleges admissions decisions are done by April and the stress of not knowing is over.
6. April 1st is an excellent excuse to give your least favorite person brownies laced with a laxative. This would be generally frowned upon in March, instead of seen as an excellent prank.
7. National Geographic expedition week is in April.
8. In a Google battle of March vs. April, when I typed in April it suggested “April fools!” and for March it suggested “March 2011.” April pwned.
9. Good prime time T.V. resumes in April (Bones) after taunting me with only two new episodes in all of March.
10. There are less months until my birthday in April.
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