"Wake up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy..." - Ke$ha
Looking back on my previous posts, I noticed that most of them were some kind of complaint about symphony or society or the institution... F*** the institution.
So, in lieu of this, I leave you with a list of the things I love about life.
I love it when...
- Voldemort doesn't kill my parents
- I turn on the TV and the creepy girl from the Ring doesn't kill me
- Darth Vader isn't my father
- Hobbits don't steal my favorite item of jewelry
- Dracula doesn't imprison my fiance, causing him severe brain fever
- David Bowie doesn't kidnap my baby sister
- I don't forget to take my son with me to France for Christmas
- Dinosaurs don't attack me while I'm going to the bathroom
- I'm not schizophrenic and my sister Stella hasn't married an abusive husband.
I love life. Life loves me. Everything in the world makes me happy...
Less than three,
~ Summer
All of your posts are hilarious, even the complaining one. F*** this game! haha
ReplyDeletebtw, what does the dinosaurs one reference?
Aww, thank you! :) F**** this game, I don't wanna play anymore... :P
ReplyDeleteJurassic Park! When the T-Rex first gets out and one of the men tries to hide in a porta-pottie.
Oh! I totally get it now. At first I thought,"It could be Jimangi" but then I realized...there arent any dinosaurs in that movie....
ReplyDeleteAha! That just made my life xD I love Jimangi! Totally should have referenced it...
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