Guest Post by Cinnamon Rolls!

Hello world! My hame is Cinnamon Rolls, new guest writer for Daily Dust News.

6:30 AM: I wake up startled, I drempt of a man w/ Jesus worthy hair & this guy from a show I'm watching missing their fathers.  Me and Honey were traveling around the county, when we spot the first man sad.  I then say to Honey "he just needs a fatherly figure".  Then this girl who's actually extremely nice in reality gave ME sass, saying "gurl, he needs a father figure but stay out of it."  I was so surprised/outraged I woke up.  Geez, I dream of weird things, including sassssss.

7:22: I depart for school.  My Jesus keychain & his new friend, a Harry Potter owl post keychain, dangle from my keychain.  I almost make a green light while singing "Shake your bootay" by that one group, and it turns yellow, then red, before I make it.  Tea could've spilled.  But thank goodness the seal was closed.  Toast safe, I'm good.

7:30: Arrive at parking spot.  I feel great.  Listen to top 40 all-time classic songs and sing along to Michael Jacksons "Rock w/ you".  Don't judge, I sang along w/ it on my way home, ppl stared, they're obviously jealous.  Eat toast.  It was delicious.  Drink tea; equally delicious.

7:35: Silly gurl in senior class park behind me w/ boy in car.  Sketchy? Yeah.  They better not give me sass.

7:48: Time now, writing blog.  Ppl lock cars to leave for class, or they don't lock cars, b/c hey, iPods come from trees for half of the people here.  Quotes they go by: "Screw the rules, I have money!" Literally.

I should probably leave now, ughhh

Kbye :3