Today, Summer opened my eyes to a revelation:
Man Hos need love too.
Sure they may be trying to sleep with every girl you know, but if you are already safely friend-zoned by them, where's the harm? Maybe the Man Ho's whoring ways are just a cry for some attention. Perhaps no one held the Man Ho as a child and he is now suffering from the consequences of his childhood neglect.
Man Ho's are needy, cute, and do charming little tricks like never one word texting you and pretending to be interested in intricate details of your life. Kinda like a puppy with opposable thumbs. If he's good looking he can be taken to parties and shown off like a new Gucci bag. If he's sweet he can be used in fostering the jealousy of enemies (aww, look, my Man Ho just told me to have a spectacular day!)
The only rule is not to date a Man Ho. So why not? If he gets too schmarmy you can always just stop responding to his texts, if he can take a hint.
Or maybe he can be cured. Sometimes, Man Hoing is just a phase that boys go through before they realize that anonymous sex is not the purpose of life.
At least I sure do hope it is a phase.
Your butterfly,
Regette
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